Tawanda Margarine (mar-jah-REEN) Schintagg figured the only way she could afford going to the Hog Lick Institute of Cosmetology was to create her own scholarship fund by selling her most precious commodity. She posted herself on E-Bay two weeks ago. As of this morning at 10:30 a.m., the bidding was up to $7.37.
She is more than willing to prove that she is indeed ‘pure and untouched’, and has asked a local gynecologist in Cedarville to attest to her claim. There are still no takers in the surrounding medical community.